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"JOEY: Hey and everbody is so nice. I just had a good talk with that lady with the red hair, Jeannie.
CHANDLER: Jeannie, the head of east coast operations Jeannie?
JOEY: Yeah, turns out our kids go to the same school. Small world huh?
CHANDLER: Weird world. Your kids?
JOEY: I figure my character has kids.
CHANDLER: Ya know there isn't a part of that sentence I don't need explained.
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
CHANDLER: Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes.
JOEY: Yeah. Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid... Ya know what? Just did.
CHANDLER: Really? Wow. That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there"
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"Rachel: wow they really got you guys, the tv, the chairs!
Phoebe: yea the microwave, the stereo!
Joey:OH MAN HE TOOK THE FIVE OF SPAAAADES!!..................... oh no no no here its is!!
Monica: oh my god what happened??
Chandler: oh ummm... Joey was born and 28 years later i was ROBBED!!"
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"[in a Halloween party]
phoebe: ah catwoman, so we meet again.
monica: so we do, supergirl
phoebe: no, its me! phoebe!"
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"Chandler: Hey! Pipe down! This woman tried to do a nice thing so she could get to know all of you and I bet not one of you can tell me her name.
Neighbor: ...Candy lady?
Chandler: Okay, that's it. Go home! You ruined it!
Joey: Yeah, you ruined it! You ruined it!
[goes inside the apartment, and starts eating the candy]
Monica: Thank you. I was really scared for a minute, I mean, somebody slipped a threatening note under the door.
Joey: [takes note] Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Mob mentality"
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"Rachel: Oh you know what, I think we're probably distracting her. Let's everybody be still for a minute.
*Pheobe walks in and sees: Monica holding a frying pan, Chandler holding a towel, Joey holding a razor, Rachel holding a stuffed animal. She grabs a bowl and quietly joins them.
phoebe: whose painting us?
haha... det absolut skönste måste ju ändå vara: "Oh man, he took the five of spaaaades!"
